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Raptor Polo

This is an extremely soft, combed, ringspun, Egyptian cotton red polo shirt with a small raptor silhouette embroidered in black over the left breast. It should be worn over the upper half of the body. If the raptor came to life, given its tiny size it would have a top speed of about half a mile per hour, so you could probably outrun it.

The female cut features a v-neck and no buttons.

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